Today Brando has realised that the radiators in this house really have an attitude problem and must be taught a lesson.

You see, Brando has a fascination for all things metal and shiny. Today, she decided to lick the radiator in the bathroom. It was on.

It must have hurt her as she looked shocked. So she did what any normal dog would do… she licked it again. And again. And again. Each time recoiling at the audacity of the radiator. So she licked once more, but this time it was too much. She started barking and jumping at the radiator. I think it wound her up even more that it didn’t flinch, it just stayed still, hanging smugly from the wall.